Cast Your Vote!

Posted on Thursday, May 27th, 2010 by Print This Post Print This Post

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You’ve seen him around.  Standing off to the side, eyes averted, huge head, no neck, chicken legs.  Who is he?  And where did he get that sweet fedora?

Now it’s time to find out.

The original Search Agent celebrated his first birthday on Monday and we’ve decided to give him the greatest gift of all… the gift of life.  We have five finalists in our “Give-A-Search-Agent-an-Identity” contest.  And you, the fans, will decide who he really is.

Take a look at the choices below. and then VOTE!  No hanging chads, no write-in candidates.  Simply type the name of your selection in the comment box at the end of this article.

Voting will close at midnight PDT, Wednesday, June 2.

And the nominees are….


AGENT ALGO

As an infant, Agent Algo had a speedy crawl rate and showed an early interest in dayparting. His youth was spent in the silos, where he labored over the long-tail and lived on a sparse diet of cookies and breadcrumbs. With time, his white-hat work ethic and desire to improve usability gained him notoriety in a variety of verticals.  Focused on relevance and revenue, Algo decided to become a search agent. As his multivariate talents and link popularity grew, he developed a unique, cascading style that earned him plenty of impressions. Though he’s flattered by impressions, Agent Algo prefers results.

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AGENT JOE

In the heart of USA
toiled a bright young man named Joe by night and day.

He displayed a curiosity for the internet,
in the vast confines of the World Wide Web,

Ever since Google & Yahoo ruled the roost,
he developed skills on SEO & SEM that made his wallet boost.

He developed tools better than the Iron man,
and his pace of growth was better than that of Superman.

His spiders crawled through the web like there was no end,
better than the Aztec civilization which eventually reached a dead end.

Ever since Google & Yahoo ruled the roost,
he developed skills on SEO & SEM that made his wallet boost.

He dressed and acted differently and lived a life without a single inhibition,
as his world opened up, he consistently beat out his competition.

Standing sideways, eyes averted, fedora and coat in tow,
Joe would change the world and put on a show.

As he focused on giving search technologies a new face,
the world knew a revolution in the World Wide Web was taking place.

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AGENT SAM

Agent SAM
Mystery man
Was born a Southern Hick,
Then went to school
In Liverpool
Where he studied Pay Per Click

Agent SAM
Humble man
Doesn’t ask for thanks,
Only cares
For gummy bears
And top page Google ranks.

Agent SAM
Inpatient man
He hates a site that lags,
He’ll toil at night
To make it right
With well positioned tags.

Agent SAM
Renaissance man
Success is no surprise,
Fedora skewed
And attitude
Your site he’ll optimize

Agent SAM,
Trendy man
Who wears an orange trench,
Helping some
To number one
He’ll always be our mensch.

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AGENT SPECTOR

They call me Spector, for I am “IN” the know
on all things SEM and SEO.

Repping for my colleagues at TSA
They manage campaigns The right way.

Been on the block for 7 years strong
Campaign life, we’re sure to prolong.

Dedicated to optimization, they’re constantly Searching for clues
This Agency – is full of real gumshoes.

So you out there, looking for the real deal
Search Engine Marketing is this Agent’s meal.

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AGENT TOM

Full Name:  Thomas Sven Aguilera

AKA: Orange Hat, Spider King, Silver Bullet, Searchlight, Turbo Speed Abacus

The original search agent lives alone in Los Angeles, loves surfing, collects spiders, and has many “friends” online who are unaware of his true identity. His father was in the U.S. Special Forces and his mother was a dancer-turned-milliner who loved the color orange. He first worked for the Internet Engineering Task Force but left after a dispute over their website’s Meta data. Forever pursuing the best in SEO and SEM, he is currently investigating social media ROI, linking ethics, and PPC campaign finance reform.

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His fate is in your hands.  Do the right thing, cast your vote in the comment box below!

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207 Responses to “Cast Your Vote!”

  1. Teresa says:

    Agent Tom

  2. chanchal says:

    Agent ALGO for me & for ma frnd niks

  3. emaad siddiqui says:

    AGENT JOE

  4. Hanna M says:

    Agent Joe…. very creative and has a nice little ending to it that is hopeful :)

  5. Arjun says:

    Agent JOE

  6. Gopal R C says:

    Agent Joe

  7. lisa jacob says:

    agent Joe yoohoo

  8. lisa jacob says:

    agent joe

  9. Varun Rajagopalan says:

    Vote for Agent Joe.

  10. Regan AIyappa says:

    I VOTE FOR AGENT JOE

  11. Anjaan says:

    Agent Joe gets my vote! :)

  12. Amit Gaurav says:

    AGENT JOE

  13. Sonali Sethi says:

    Loved d Agent Joe….!!!!!!

  14. awdwd says:

    vote for Agent Joe

  15. marva says:

    vote for agent joe :)

  16. Victoria C says:

    Agent Algo!

  17. zarah says:

    Go Agent Joe!!!

  18. Lais says:

    Agent Joe

  19. Ash says:

    Agent Algo for the likes of me.

    Plain simple and no rhymes – similar to how an SEO guy *should* be.

  20. Casey says:

    Agent Algo knows that Conversion is King

  21. Kyle says:

    Agent Algo for the win!

  22. moogoogaipan says:

    algo

  23. Agent Critic says:

    All a-go-go with Agent Algo! He’s our man.

  24. Micah DeeH says:

    Algo all the way.

  25. sophs says:

    Agent Algo!!!!!

  26. Viggy says:

    Go Agent Joe

  27. Sam says:

    Vote for Agent Joe

  28. Caitlyn says:

    Agent Algo

  29. John says:

    Agent Algo is cool

  30. Chan says:

    Agent Algo :)

  31. Justin says:

    Agent Algo

  32. Steph says:

    Agent Algo

  33. Thomas says:

    Agent Tom

  34. Patrick says:

    Agent Tom

  35. David Williams says:

    Agent Tom!

  36. Sid says:

    Agent Joe

  37. srija varma says:

    agent joe

  38. Rick Clark says:

    Agent Sam

  39. Aaron says:

    Vote for Agent Joe

  40. Chitra M says:

    I Vote for Agent Joe.

  41. bradd libby says:

    One half vote for Agent Sam. One half vote for Agent Tom.

    I hate Liverpool and the name ‘Sven’, but love Gummy Bears and millinery.

    So, one half vote for Agent Sam. One half vote for Agent Tom.

  42. Richard says:

    Tom. He stood up for what he believed was right.

  43. Anisha says:

    Agent Joe

  44. Lynne says:

    Agent Sam!

  45. Alok says:

    Agent Algo

  46. Votingshouldbeanonymous says:

    Agent Joe…..

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